sherlocked-and-fandoomed:

#when I open my laptop

barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

deltaechofoxtrot:

I watched this yesterday and it was beautiful and engaging: http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/episodes/legendary-white-stallions/video-full-episode/8305/

cyberthug13:

girl: Hey

me: sup

girl: sup

me: enough small talk 

tickle-me-dalek:

tickle-me-dalek:

I’m not even sure what happened here…

I’m still not really sure what happened here…

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

mrcraabs:

“this is a group assignment. you can find your own groups”

*starts sweating nervously*

*sweats furiously*

*school floods with sweat*

*school closed*

everything worked out 

digidiskette:

fruit-and-flowers:

watch-meshine:

callingoutsexists:

made rebloggable by request

I’ve never noticed this till now..

Praise: good girl, thats my girl, you go girl

Reprimand: Listen here young lady, As a woman you should…, You’re old enough to know…, You’re a woman now, not a little girl.

I never would have noticed this;

No one ever believed me when I called them on this bullshit. Good to know it’s not just me.

meladoodle:

we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son