list of people i like:
when you text somebody for the first time and their texting style is completely different from yours
im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning
And the highest paid public employee in your state is…
are you fucking kidding me
Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
i think that’s called game of thrones
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
You know your an equestrian when our phone autocorrects “ew” to “eq”.
maybe because ew is a synonym for my eq
i just laughed out loud jenna omg
people knowing that i’ve cried and people seeing me cry are two different things like i don’t care if people know i’ve cried because like everybody cries but when it comes to people actually being there and seeing me cry in the moment??? no. nope. nah. no thanks. i’m good. no thank you. let’s not
And that ladies is why secrateriat is boss
Not only that, but Secretariat utilized something called a double-suspension transverse gallop that allowed him to carry sprint speed over distances of more than half a mile. In a normal, single-suspension transverse gallop there is only one moment where all four hooves leave the ground
in a double-suspension transverse gallop there are two
Secretariat had a stride longer than any other horse, but he also ran elastically, and was able to develop an extraordinary amount of downward-and-backward thrust, thus achieving double-suspension. He ran straighter and more efficiently than any other horse.
Nifty info AND a great source of running horse refs! :D