Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.
i cannot believe that we were robbed of this book scene
This is no joke. These are direct lines from the book.
book!thorin’s sass is what killed the dragon
"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]
dog out of water. solution: eat other dog
whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.
how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A
maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.
most studies show that prices would only have to go up by 1 to 3 cents in order to raise employee wages significantly
or, you know, the ceo’s could take pay cuts but that would be so hard for the poor multimillionaires
to catch a bus you have to think like a bus
do you guys ever wonder why the students at hogwarts are afraid of the shrieking shack because its “haunted” when they literally go to school with ghosts
Wild fox becomes friends with dog and cat
for sale at Equimima
if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it